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Cinderella's Downfall From subville in A Noisy Place (4 hours old)

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An Amazing Coincidence Over Wirral Libraries From Juzzzy in JD's World (3 days old)

November 7, 2009 Late last year, a press release was sent out from our local council - very late in the day as is seemingly usual for anything contentious - bigging up an idea it had for the future… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (4 days old)

November 6, 2009 Felicide, noun Killing of a cat "So the person we're looking for," hushed Nipper, with a stroke of his imaginary moustache, "is almost certainly called Mr Curiosity." He was… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (5 days old)

November 5, 2009 Rhigosis, noun Sensation of cold; ability to feel cold "Brrrrrrrrr," shivered Nipper, ruffling his feathers.… more

I am grumpy From sixpence ^Pro in Risk it for a biscuit (5 days old)

Apologies in advance for the rant but I don't have any other outlet for it. Parsley's ex-partner's mum died on Monday, so I sent a text to Parsley's daughter yesterday which said, I am so sorry … more

I love ya ... tomorrow From subville in Subville (6 days old)

Ex asked to borrow my hoover today as it can be used like a VAX too. The dog was sick and he needs to wash the carpet. He brought her over in the car. Poor wee Jess. I am besotted with her. She's a… more

today's news - hot topic From subville in Subville (6 days old)

OMG It's .... WAR ... what the fuck did they expect?… more

Visiting Etiquette From Juzzzy in JD's World (6 days old)

November 4, 2009 If you'd fallen out with someone, rather badly, after doing something very, very stupid, how would you try to attempt to retrieve the situation some many months later? Would you… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (6 days old)

November 4, 2009 Hebephrenia, noun Form of dementia occurring at puberty "There's another name for it, too, isn't there?" asked Nipper. "There is indeed," said Zeds. "Women."… more

toooooooooo From subville in Closer (7 days old)

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oopsie! From subville in Subville (7 days old)

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Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (7 days old)

November 3, 2009 Janitrix, noun A female janitor "Do you reckon she has a dirty tunic, odd eyes, a creepy manner, a selection of wide floor brooms and a penchant for hanging around in the boile… more

Er, yeah. From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (7 days old)

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I passed up Bob Marley for this ;) From subville in Closer (8 days old)

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Angry People In Local Newspapers From Juzzzy in JD's World (8 days old)

November 2, 2009 Hilarious blog taking the piss out of local newspapers. Brilliant.… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (8 days old)

November 2, 2009 Garçonniere, noun Bachelor apartment "And what do you eat?" asked Zeds. "Soup, of course," said Nipper.… more

sweet From subville in Closer (9 days old)

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Steveinthighland - The Wonders Of BCUK From Juzzzy in JD's World (9 days old)

November 1, 2009 I've been noticing a few Feedjit hits from Thailand of late - turns out it's an old friend and fellow nutcase ex-pat still living out there who'd been passed my link by yet another… more

Sniff. From soyunperdedor ^Pro in Ho hum. (9 days old)

Beloved Super Hans - crisp-eater, yogurt-nommer, boob-lover, bath-climber and bucket-conquerer - spontaneously purchased May 2007, died last Wednesday on Daddy's knee, after a final supper of mushed u… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (9 days old)

November 1, 2009 Nesiote, verb Living on an island "Are you?" asked Nipper. "Yes," said Zeds. "Pretty much always."… more

Bored yet? lol From subville in Closer (10 days old)

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:o) From subville in Subville (10 days old)

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Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (10 days old)

October 31, 2009 Abature, noun Trail through wood beaten down by a stag Zeds was distinctly unimpressed. "Look," he said, as Nipper was carted off out of the bar towards the police car. "Jus… more

Thai Tales - Seventeen From Juzzzy in JD's World (10 days old)

October 31, 2009 1 IT'S REMARKABLY easy to define how unhappy you can be, yet seemingly almost impossible to accurately describe your joy, your contentment, that time you reach your goal. Someon… more

Friday 5ive (woohoo) + (wooOOOoooo!) From subville in Subville (10 days old)

As seen here 1. Are you superstitious? Not really, but memories of childhood stories always appear when a standard type is mentioned (Friday 13th, walking under ladders) I rebel. 2. Are you att… more

It was either this or sixpence none the ... From subville in Closer (11 days old)

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Brand Protection Is So Funny, Honey From Juzzzy in JD's World (11 days old)

October 30, 2009 I have just had possibly the greatest conversation with a PR person I have ever had, or ever will. His voice was full of trembling concern. We'd carried, on September 25, whi… more

Animal Tragic From Juzzzy in JD's World (11 days old)

October 30, 2009 Jesus. They're flying in today. Dear Editor, As Remembrance Day approaches, it is important not only to remember the human victims of wartime, but also the animals who have b… more

Yet Another Reason Why Marketing People Should Kill Themselves From Juzzzy in JD's World (11 days old)

October 30, 2009 "North West marketers poorly paid," reads the headline on a press release that is presumably meant to make me weep for the lowly, but in fact makes me want to bite trees. "The C… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (11 days old)

October 30, 2009 Facetiae, adj Term for books of inappropriate or lewd nature Nipper looked gloomily down at the black and white mess that he'd unexpectedly made of his stained blue velvet pa… more